Death ride
Spotted today a sign at the back of a call center pickup van in Bangalore:
“For rash and negligent driving, contact: 98xxxxxx”
Wow! At least you know in advance that the ride in the van would be a close death run for those on the road. This is unlike the driver of the bus in which I travel who seems to have got his license from USA (prefers to drive on right side of the road), has the horn on the accelerator pedal, suffers from selective blindness to traffic lights and seems to even have a blanket anticipatory bail for all offenses he may commit.
“For rash and negligent driving, contact: 98xxxxxx”
Wow! At least you know in advance that the ride in the van would be a close death run for those on the road. This is unlike the driver of the bus in which I travel who seems to have got his license from USA (prefers to drive on right side of the road), has the horn on the accelerator pedal, suffers from selective blindness to traffic lights and seems to even have a blanket anticipatory bail for all offenses he may commit.
posted by Vivek at
Thursday, August 10, 2006
1 Comments:
Hey- I like this one the best.. All Bengloorians will nod for you!
Thinking if I should patent my jokes..Phewww ;)
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