Broadband via sewage lines!

http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html

Yet another first from Google. Broadband via your sewage lines! The tool bars will be tuned appropriately as per your dietary standards based on your daily body outputs. I really wanna try it, but its available only in US and Canada at present.

April Fool

Kaveri that is Cauvery

My body is composed of approximately 65% water, of which 99% is Kaveri water and the rest is from Kinley. Its been so ever since my birth with rare occasions of Kinley replaced with ground water. The Kaveri tribunal award does boil my blood and water inside my body as I feel Karnataka has been deprived of justice.

How can I protest against this and get justice? I am indeed angry. Cause discomfort to my fellow citizens? Destroy public property which I use daily, as much as I use my razor, except that my razor is not a shared resource. On the other hand if one does not protest violently does it even fall on the ears of the powers that be, as is said and known that only crying baby gets the milk. Can I do something more effective, without harming our fellow citizens? Without making the poorest of the poor go without her daily earning? I am not sure, but this needs a mass campaigning. Any ideas?Help us Goddess Kaveri!

A substance that stinks

Stupidity and confidence are two different things. On a scale they should not be any where near the sight of each other. The amalgamation of the two creates a creepy substance that stinks worst than the open dry gutter. However don’t you feel the creepy substances do get away most of the times with their antics? Not on a long term, but surely on a near term. Measure of credibility comes much later than the appreciation, which is immediate, and the dividend is paid off almost instantaneously. The creepy substance stinks even further when ignorance and arrogance are added in liberal doses. This substance has no optimum value, but only a basic endurance threshold, beyond which the accomplices of the substance start moving away from the substance; which the substance usually does not resent or rather care. How can this substance be destroyed from the ‘heavenly’ earth? That’s not possible. How can you restrict the stench emanating and polluting a larger population? Any ideas?

A substance that stinks

Stupidity and confidence are two different things. On a scale they should not be any where near the sight of each other. The amalgamation of the two creates a creepy substance that stinks worst than the open dry gutter. However don’t you feel the creepy substances do get away most of the times with their antics? Not on a long term, but surely on a near term. Measure of credibility comes much later than the appreciation, which is immediate, and the dividend is paid off almost instantaneously. The creepy substance stinks even further when ignorance and arrogance are added in liberal doses. This substance has no optimum value, but only a basic endurance threshold, beyond which the accomplices of the substance start moving away from the substance; which the substance usually does not resent or rather care. How can this substance be destroyed from the ‘heavenly’ earth? That’s not possible. How can you restrict the stench emanating and polluting a larger population? Any ideas?